i would never

Today

While I was singing the theme song from the golden girls to my son he projectile vomited on me. I’m trying not to take it personal.

I went to the jazz game and although the most exciting thing that happened was taunting a fourteen year old man child it was fun because I was with people I love

I ate an unfortunate amount of Teddy Grahams and nutella. So much in fact that when I was done I was sure I’d never eat it again but I’m kinda craving it right now… It’s a vicious cycle

That pretty much sums up my day…. In case you were wondering